My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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