hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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