didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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