Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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