there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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