Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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