i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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