Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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