i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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