Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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