turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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