There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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