Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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