Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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