My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Randomize
