Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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