so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
