fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I can't turn off my feet"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
last night I used snow as a chaser
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