I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
My life is pants optional.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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