Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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