What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
