Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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