Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
well you can't waste a boner
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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