I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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