Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
