YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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