Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
A+ Viking dick
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