So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It's official drugs can't kill me
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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