just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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