Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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