Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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