its not stalking. its research.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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