Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
thus making me awesome and them whores
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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