i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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