you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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