so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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