i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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