Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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