i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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