This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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