and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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