your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
