Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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