Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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