I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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