But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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