is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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