Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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