You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Can I color on your dick again?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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