things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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